official-megumin:

christs-cock:

my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully

congrats on being so awful a boyfriend you destroyed homophobia

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Originally Posted by: christs-cock
Reblogged From: crazynekochan

June 24
4 weeks ago

aikaikaik:

THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY

WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)

HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎
- Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!)

MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN

CHOOSE YOUR RACER🐎🐎🐎🐎

🐎Little Big Huge

🐎 CLOPFUCKER 5000

🐎Father Chrysler

🐎I Like Your Shoelaces

🐎THE END OF ALL THINGS

🐎squanch

🐎of course

🐎honse

🐎Sisyphus of Plinko

🐎cheese charcuterie

See Results

(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)

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Originally Posted by: aikaikaik
Reblogged From: crazynekochan

June 24
4 weeks ago

what-even-is-thiss:

kundlejenner64:

kundlejenner64:

That elderly couple who volunteers at the soup kitchen after church on Sundays and attends every town hall meeting has done more community direct action than 99% of internet leftists 🤷🏽‍♀️

#lol this post is stupid spup kitchens were created by the gov after they literally destroyed black radical organizers lives#and since when does going to a town hall meeting and working within the system help anybody in any significant way

100% agree homeless people should just starve and dumpster dive till le epic revolution happens!

and for sure local politics is so stupid it only handles dumb things like your schoolboard, judges, infrastructure, and rent laws! now tweets? Thats where the real work happens! 

Local activism stopped garbage collection from being privatized in my hometown and local activism is what defunds the police and keeps libraries and community gardens open and gets done most of the things people waiting around for a revolution claim they want.

The weird former hippie suburban wine moms donating bags of quinoa chips and money to the food pantry I go to sometimes have done more for me materially then any defeatist political rant on tumblr ever has.

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Originally Posted by: isquirtkerosine
Reblogged From: crazynekochan

June 24
4 weeks ago

crushcardvirus:

i do like how every time konami remembers ryou bakura exists it prompts a weeklong festival on bakura obsessed tumblr

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Originally Posted by: crushcardvirus
Reblogged From: sitabethel

June 24
4 weeks ago

yourplayersaidwhat:

Player: “You’re doing this on purpose aren’t you? Saying things in a vague and threatening way to spook me.”

NPC: “everything I do is on purpose”

Player [squeaking]: “Okay”

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Originally Posted by: yourplayersaidwhat
Reblogged From: yourplayersaidwhat

June 24
4 weeks ago

night-city-empress:

lightasthesun:

I miss the era where there’d be outtakes to animated movies like toy story or early 2000s barbie movies that shit was hilarious and so wholesome

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Originally Posted by: lightasthesun
Reblogged From: crazynekochan

June 24
4 weeks ago

sykloni:

Dannymay 2023

30. Post Reveal


Jack has never been one to hold a grudge (even when he probably should). He has also never been one to give up on people he cares about (regardless of how low they have fallen).


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Keep reading

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Originally Posted by: sykloni
Reblogged From: kintatsujo

June 24
4 weeks ago

christs-cock:

kesslersymbolic:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

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I’m fucking sorry? what?

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hello????

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this is gonna be the best, worst, most pathetic and most violent fight ever

assuming elon doesn’t just hire someone to fight for him

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Originally Posted by: turing-tested
Reblogged From: crazynekochan

June 23
1 month ago

beggars-opera:

beggars-opera:

lesbiancinnabun:

insufficientdata:

hugh-lauries-bald-spot:

beggars-opera:

beggars-opera:

Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

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But honestly! Renowned French poet Théophile de Viau wrote the poetic ode to King James titled “The Duke of Buckingham,” containing the immortal lines “One man fucks Monsieur le Grand de Bellegarde/Another fucks the Comte de Tonnerre/And it is well known that the King of England/Fucks the Duke of Buckingham” exactly 400 years ago and people still act like being gay was invented by Oscar Wilde in 1890

Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were buried together in the 25th century BC and people still act like being gay was invented by renowned French poet Théophile de Viau 400 years ago

Gilgamesh and Enkidu “loved each other like man and wife” in 2700 BC and ppl STILL act like being gay was invented by Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep in the 25th century BC

Nearly every social species on the planet has a non zero frequency of homosexuality and most likely had for millions of years before primates first evolved and ppl still act like being gay was invented by Gilgamesh and Enkidu in 2700 BC

HAPPY 50TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW!

Premiered at the Royal Court Theatre in London June 19, 1973

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Originally Posted by: beggars-opera
Reblogged From: crazynekochan

June 23
1 month ago

boxbusiness:

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Happy Dad Joke Day~

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Originally Posted by: boxbusiness
Reblogged From: crazynekochan

June 18
1 month ago